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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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iroh:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

omg!

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usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
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freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

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huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

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sofapizza:

ourpoeticlives:officialjeffgoldblum:

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

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as if getting burned by the sun wasn’t enough

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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